which crazy mad professor would invent this............

[electoyd]

saw this at the car bootie a wee while ago and thought what the fuck!!  i had to buy it, maybe someone could try and circuit bend it?   hehe i cant imagine what you could turn it into check the probe things that sit against the eye's to 'activate the cells in your eye's and brain'!!!  it even has the remote so you can vary the amount of torture inflicted.

[Bogus Noise]

That's one of those devices that's meant to flash calming patterns with its LED lights, isn't it? I guess you could bend it to induce hitherto unknown cases of epilepsy 

[electoyd]

no the little probe things waggle about and are meant to massage your eyes!  nuts...........i may have to try it out just for a laugh, it has something on it that says transform i'm intrigued as to what that does.