Why do i never have the right pot?

[Circuitbenders]

Does anyone want to sprint up to bloody Maplins for me and grab me a 100K log potentiometer? Its sunday and i really can't be bothered.

Why is it that no matter how many times i buy pots i will never ever actually have the right one, even if i've been to Maplins the previous day and bought one and a couple of extras on the grounds that i just know they will disappear?

Anyone would think they know where i live and come round to steal them back, or some kind of pot goblins take them to wherever your missing socks end up. Maybe one day i'll find a huge cache of brand new pots hidden somewhere in my house.

grrrrrrrrr!

[Signal:Noise]

They've probably spontaniously teleported to somewhere under your sofa.