Marmite or Bovril?

[Fatdave]

Im a Bovril man myself unless the Marmite is cunningly disguised in a bag of twiglets.

Work that one out.

[Circuitbenders]

Thats some crazy shit!   

Although is there any evidence that its really marmite on twiglets? You think about that.

[GrooveCriminals]

marmite man myself, although been weened off it on to T*sco yeast extract "a delicious spread with added vitamins" dontyouknow.

There was a guy on Ebay selling optical theremins in Marmite jars (all the controls and the sensor were mounted on the lid), after a scare in a postal sorting office - full bomb squad event, he got a visit from MI5 and was told not to make any more or else - now that's some crazy shit 

[Circuitbenders]

marmite man myself, although been weened off it on to T*sco yeast extract "a delicious spread with added vitamins" dontyouknow.

Yeast extracted from Tesco's? Sounds revolting.   

Quality tenuous link to something vaguely on topic though, i'm impressed. I'm just waiting for one of our Speak&Spells to get X-rayed going through US customs causing a full bomb alert and controlled detonantion when they see all the re-wiring inside

[Fatdave]

Word on the street is the new Marmite in a squeezy bottle can out perform st tropez for tanning perfection if applied using a slice of Hovis.

[Circuitbenders]

Which street is that then?

[Fatdave]

THE street

[papaspank]

So then....

Just to be sure....


what flavour waggon wheel was it?

[Circuitbenders]

What wagon wheel is that then?

[papaspank]

Marmite, Bovril, Waggon Wheel

Just your normal food groups - sure I read it in biology, when I wasn't thinking about the new RE teacher...

sorry what was the question about cheese dip again?

[voodoolikeudoo]

i thought nicotine, caffeine and amphetamine were the three basic food groups?

and any other 'ine' you care to mention.

[Circuitbenders]

I'm a big fan of Chlorine myself, its certainly my favorite gaseous halogen

'a pint of Chlorine a day keeps the doctor away' as my old grandmother used to say to me.

[Fatdave]

I find a hot mug of dark varnish just before bed always finishes me off nicely.

[Circuitbenders]

didn't that used to say 'I find a hot mug of dark varnish just before bed gives me a nice finish'?

or did you re-consider the 'black & white minstrel show-esque' implications of that statement



now thats just wrong in so many ways.

[james.athesberg]

this board is soooo random


congradulations, i love it


to asnwer the original q id have to say bovril every time